Sloatsburg Sculpin

Behold the plundering marauder Sloatsburg Sculpin low water version and perpetrator of the Rape of Pineville and the Sodomy of the Short Bridge, what with a vile body of swine’s wool, an ill crafted feather wing, and its foul stench of Krazy Glue, the mere sight of this unwanted fetus will induce fear and nausea in every Gut and Gill goon who isn’t already lying in a pool of his own vomit and excrement.